facebook angst

i thought that since facebook has caused most of the irritation that i experience lately, i should write about it. here it goes:

dear facebook users,
i understand that the idea behind facebook is to keep up with your friends' ever-so-interesting lives, but come on. i do not, for example, need to know that at the moment you are getting smashed with your fav girlfriends. or that you are so so so bored, anyone wanna talk? or that you are in a horrible mood, and don't text you. those are your personal thoughts and are meant to be shared with your fav girlfriends, not me. i am merely the person who only hit "accept" on your friend request because i was unaware of all the anguish you would cause as i read my newsfeed. so please, fellow facebook users, keep it to yourself. thanks so very much.